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Tumblr Sages: “Convince us. Is your place truly on this app?”
Me: “I’m genuinely 5 seconds away from commissioning someone to draw Narinder from Cult of the Lamb in the pretty red/white/black maid dress I made for him, with a golden halo around his head AND his finger cuz not only did I make him my disciple I married and domesticated him. I’d like him to be standing in front of the mating tent next to a nest with him looking mighty submissive and breedable because my intentions are CLEAR.”
Tumblr Sages: …Say no more.
#seriously guys I have so much brainrot for this game#Narinder is my pretty girlfailure malewife#my only regret is that I have the game on the switch so I can’t have babies with him#I want that man to pop out my egg children after a passionate steamy night in the mating tent#your siblings killed all the lambs now do your duty and repopulate#meow meow#don’t you want to be a cult leader?#cult of the lamb narinder#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb is one of the best games i’ve ever played
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